Hmm…
The message here is clear:
You can drive your Lexus like a total a—hole, but don’t worry; the car’s
electronic gizmos will save you. So go
ahead and drive inattentively. Ignore your primary job when behind the wheel
(driving) and attend to life’s more urgent matters, like sending that text,
checking that e-mail, gazing at the nav screen, or immediately attending to the
slightest hint of discomfort from your child.
Do the sorts of things that normally would put you at risk of life and
limb because your car can save you.
Driving no longer requires skill or attention, thanks to Lexus.
Yours truly is only picking on Lexus because that overpriced Toyota brand seems to run this same ad
repeatedly and I happen to see it on CNBC . Other carmakers, and especially “luxury”
(whatever that means) car makers use the same approach with varying degrees of
fidelity.
The whole “Now you can drive like a moron because the
electronics will save you from your utter stupidity and lack of responsibility
or concern for anyone but yourself and (maybe) your immediate loved ones”
approach genuinely infuriates those of us who simply love to drive. By “drive,” in this instance, I mean really
drive…attentively, safely, skillfully, hopefully manually, and, yes, in a
spirited manner. Slow does not equal safe. There is no lack of speed that will overcome
lack of attention, but I digress. The
ads that embody the “drive foolishly because we have your back” approach
encourage the types of imbecilic driving that is becoming increasingly
prevalent on the nation’s highways and byways.
More importantly, this inattentive, who gives a rat’s hindquarters what
I do because my expensive car will bail me out, approach to driving dramatically
increases the danger factor on America’s roads, regardless of the gizmos we
pack in our cars.
One of my favorite bumper stickers is
“It’s car, not a phone
booth.”
(Incidentally, my favorite
bumper sticker is
“Forget world peace;
envision using your turn signal.”
But I digress.)
Now we need a new version of the first sticker, something
like
“It’s a car, not a
phone booth, office, e-mail reception area, restaurant, grooming station,
opinion forum, TV room…”
But I fear such a long bumper sticker would be
counterproductive, or at least ironic; reading the whole damn thing would
require too much diversion of attention from the task at hand.
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