Friday, January 24, 2014

QUINN ON McDONALD’S, THE GOVERNOR’S RACE, OIL, THE MARKETS, ETC.

1/24/13

I’m still writing for Rant Lifestyle, even though some of the other articles on the site embarrass a man with my sensibilities.   I am sure, however, that many of my Rant colleagues, most of whom are less than half my age, are at least as embarrassed by the old codger who rants about things like oil, Iran, and the Illinois governor’s race.

My ruminations this week included:

Memo To McDonald’s Execs:   Cater To The Customers, Not The Busybodies
McDonald’s will never be White Castle, but at least it can avoid self-immolation.

EXPORT CRUDE OIL:   SO SIMPLE (MAYBE) EVEN A CONGRESSMAN CAN UNDERSTAND IT
Explaining economics to a politician is like explaining bobsledding to a resident of Fiji.

The Syrian Peace Negotiations:   Let’s Keep Out The Guys Who Pull The Strings And Pretend We Are Accomplishing Something
Another Potemkin round of “peace” negotiations limited to like-minded participants.

2014 Illinois Gubernatorial Election Year Rag:   “Hand Me Down My Bulletproof Vest…”
A very good, though, of course, not unbiased, summary of the governor’s race.  Anyone know the reference in the title?  As my students would say, this is another of Mr. Quinn’s OGCRs  (“Old Geezer Cultural References”).

14 Foot Sinkhole In Detroit:   The Symbolism Is Obvious And Painful
The once proud and mighty Motor City just can’t catch a break.

Calling The Financial Markets:  “Another Day Useless In A Year Spent”
A true expert knows his or her limitations in the pointless endeavor of calling markets; thus, by definition, most of the experts in the financial media are mere poseurs.

Thanks and have a great weekend.  Rest assured that, because I bought a new snow blower last week, we will have no appreciable snow in Chicago for the rest of the season.  You’re welcome.

Mark


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