I’ve been busier than the proverbial one armed paper hanger
of late, but I just keep on keepin’ on, as Gladys Knight used to say. Writing always brings a smile to my face, and
we all need some smiles in the midst of this dreary and brutal winter. To that end, you might enjoy the following
posts:
THE BUSINESS PLAN OF
WAL-MART REVEALED!
So it was a lousy quarter; what I, and doubtless many of
you, have discerned as Wal-Mart’s business plan will keep it on the road to
world domination.
THE PREDICTABLE OUTCOME OF THE TIME OF TROUBLES IN UKRAINE
This one won’t make you smile, but at least it looks as if
things at least have a chance of winding down in Kiev . Maybe.
FORMER CONGRESSMAN MEL
REYNOLDS ACCUSED OF BEING A BI-CONTINENTAL PERVERT
What is it about Congresspersons from the 2nd
Congressional district in Illinois ? But, breaking news: it looks like the Mel man’s porn charges have
been dropped and he may (and only may) soon be free to work his “business
deals” again. Business deals indeed.
The athletes aren’t complaining, but the media, predictably,
finds plenty to whine about in Sochi . This post also puts that $50 billion plus
spent on the Games in perspective.
THE SOCHI
OLYMPICS: ABOUT THOSE COMMERCIALS…
At what point did those of you who are watching a lot of the
Olympics get tired of seeing the same commercials…over and over and over
again? This post is good, but it gets
great when I start talking about the second BMW commercial (i.e., in which the
floozy gets in the car and propositions the driver), which would have been a
third bullet point had it not been for the efforts of Rant’s editor.
Have a great weekend, everybody. Falling girders in the Assembly Hall in Bloomington ,
IN spared the Quinn family a huge conflict
of interest last week. But this
weekend’s Big 10 action looks good.